Five Books About Imposters, Swindlers, and Con Artists
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Five Books About Imposters, Swindlers, and Con Artists
Which 1997 Clarke Award Finalists Have You Read?
The Calcutta Chromosome by Amitav Ghosh
3 (9.1%)
Blue Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson
18 (54.5%)
Gibbon's Decline and Fall by Sheri S. Tepper
10 (30.3%)
Looking for the Mahdi by N. Lee Wood
4 (12.1%)
The Engines of God by Jack McDevitt
12 (36.4%)
Voyage by Stephen Baxter
5 (15.2%)
What went before: So! Two-thirds packed in clothes. After I finish this letter to the internets, I will finish getting the laptop prepped and packed.
Or -- a sort of productive day with intermittent flashes of: I can't do this/Who thought this was a good idea?/I am going to get so lost/I'm going to forget my speech/and several other variations on We're All Gonna Die. I wish my brain wouldn't do this, but if wishes were fishes, we'd all be eatin' chowdah.
Tomorrow: Early doctor appointment; possibly wash car on the way home; update the prices of books at Amazon; change out the cat fountains; pack the Big Bag with Con Clothes &c. Honestly, I have about ninety bags to take with me, each one embodying A Thought (for instance, I have bottles of distilled water to feed the CPAP machine -- in a beverage bag). Perhaps I'll be able to consolidate some thoughts. If not -- ninety bags it is. The Subaru is commodious, or, in the local dialect, "You can fit two men anna boy back there."
On that note: Everybody stay safe; I'll see you tomorrow.
Monday. Dim, cool, and damp.
It took forever at the doctor's office, which, given that the hospital is closing down around them I guess was to be expected.
I did eat a cheese sandwich before I went, and that turned out to be a good call. Cup of tea brewing and, yes, I do believe I will be having an oatmeal cookie with that. Or two.
Next up is updating the cover prices on those books that are, according to the Wisdom of the River, underpriced.
After that, I'll swap out the cat fountains, and then I'll start in packing the Big Bag, and trying to make some order on my desk, so I don't come home to Compleat Chaos.
Oh. And I need to call the practice in Bath to find out what their preferred format for receiving my health records from Inland might be.
I should also look at the TBR pile on my tablet, to make sure I have enough to read while I'm away, given that I'll probably finish the Earl this evening.
So, that's the shape of my day.
What's the shape of yours?
It pains me to report that Young Rookie Transgressed yesterday evening and pushed Tali off of the cedar chest, Just Because He Could. Tali left, came back with reinforcements and A Chat ensued, which included Staring, Smiting, and Being Utterly Unimpressed with Upstart Voids, no matter how cute.
What went before: So Ron Currie's presentation at the library was interesting. He spoke and read to a Very Full Room of appreciative readers. He chose to talk about culture, history, what motivated him to write the book, and to set it in Waterville's South End, which was at the time the book is set, largely French. It was a good talk; I learned things. So! An afternoon well-spent.
Came home to answer some correspondence, and now? I'm kinda beat for some reason, so I believe I will leave the form that arrived in today's mail for a Sunday activity, perhaps with my second mug of tea -- flips through questionnaire. Ah. My second and third mugs of tea.
Everybody stay safe; I'll see you tomorrow.
Sunday. Rainy and cool. Argh.
Breakfast was oatmeal with cranberries and walnuts, second cup of tea in process. Lunch will be a fish sammich with, um -- grapes.
First thing on the day's agenda is Basement Cleanup and Cat Box Change Out. After, I can look forward to a lovely hot shower, a pair of soft old jeans, a sweatshirt, and! A lengthy medical form to fill out. I think I have enough milk to make a mug of hot chocolate, if I really want to get decadent.
I also want to finish getting the laptop updated and the duffel bag with my Corning Adventure Clothes packed (the overnight bag for Cooperstown is all set to go). That will leave the Big Wheeled Convention Bag to be sorted out, and a cooler to pack. I should maybe run the car through the car wash, too, just for fun.
All four cats visited me at the breakfast table, as I sipped my first mug of tea and redecorated Perry Wink's house in Finch. Perry and the pig will be finishing up their tour of the Rain Forest tomorrow, which is the day the pig becomes an adult. I need to decide which "pet" to bring to adult next, or if I'm just going to grab one of the cats send Perry to New York City.
The "pets" in this game, I just ... I got a PILE OF ROCKS for a "pet." I don't know who needs to hear this, but a PILE OF ROCKS is not a "pet." It is either a pile of rocks, a portal to another space/time location, or a conduit for magic. That's it; those are your choices, and you seek to make any of those into a pet at your very great peril.
Yeah, I gave the rocks back.
So, I'm reading The Elusive Earl and Everyone Here Spoke Sign Language. Everyone... continues to fascinate, but I'm getting a little Impatient with the Earl. I liked The Mysterious Marquess, despite the, um, airiness. The chemistry between Lucian and Penelope, the charm of the family that had worked out how to go on even with the head of the household long absent produced a comfortable feel-good air. I was happy while I was reading it, and that's all we ask of any book.
The Earl, however -- not nearly as charming in the telling; I don't feel the frisson between the leads. It broods, this book. Also, there seems to be an actual murder, if not several murders, to be balanced. Perhaps it's Scotland. Macbeth has a lot to answer for.
And -- fair being fair -- I had somewhat assumed that this book would bestow some well-earned good fortune upon our friend the Heir Finder, and I'm somewhat disappointed to learn that this will probably not be happening, at least in this book. I suppose there are still more heirs to find.
I think that's all I've got for the moment; my tea is gone; the skies have opened, and I? have a basement to clean.
What're you doing today?
Which of these look interesting?
The Age of Calamities by Senaa Ahmad (January 2026)
11 (20.4%)
Cathedral of the Drowned by Nathan Ballingrud (October 2025)
5 (9.3%)
Bears Discover Fire and Other Stories by Terry Bisson (October 2025)
20 (37.0%)
A Fate So Cold by Amanda Foody & C. L. Herman (November 2025)
2 (3.7%)
The Last Vampire by Romina Garber (December 2025)
5 (9.3%)
Graceless Heart by Isabel Ibanez (January 2026)
5 (9.3%)
Empire of the Dawn by Jay Kristoff (November 2025)
1 (1.9%)
The Monster and the Last Blood Match by K. A. Linde (June 2025)
3 (5.6%)
Westward Women by Alice Martin (March 2026)
10 (18.5%)
Dead Fake by Vincent Ralph (January 2026)
0 (0.0%)
The Unwritten Rules of Magic by Harper Ross (January 2026)
7 (13.0%)
The Bone Queen by Will Shindler (February 2026)
4 (7.4%)
This Gilded Abyss by Rebecca Thorne (November 2025)
9 (16.7%)
A Mouthful of Dust by Nghi Vo (October 2025)
21 (38.9%)
Trace Elements by Jo Walton & Ada Palmer (March 2026)
37 (68.5%)
Good Intentions by Marisa Walz (February 2026)
2 (3.7%)
Some other option (see comments)
0 (0.0%)
Cats!
35 (64.8%)
What went before: Had a lovely and informative chat with Alex Picard, the narrator for the Ribbon Dance audiobook (coming to you in August!). She was kind enough to suggest the title of a nonfiction book about the deaf communities on Martha's Vineyard, backaways -- Everyone here spoke sign language: Heredity deafness on Martha's Vineyard, by Nora Ellen Groce -- I'm on page 6 and already fascinated.
I also remembered that when we were going on a long road trip, Steve used to take on those tuna lunch packs -- which just about saved our lives on two separate train trips over the years -- when the train was so late, the various on-board provisioners not only ran out of food, they ran out of booze -- so I went out and grabbed some of the tuna things, because Murphy is real, and his Law is the great leveler.
Losing Steve really did tear my brain in half. My memory has never been my most robust mental function, and it's just gone to wood shavings on some stuff. I'm glad I decided to pack slow, because the act of getting things together to go to a convention is kicking Old Habits to the surface. I guess I should also say, if I don't immediately remember you at the con -- it's me, not you, and the Ghods of Conventions in Their infinite wisdom give us name tags for a reason.
Tomorrow, I'm taking a break in the early afternoon to go to the library and listen to Ron Currie read from The Savage Noble Death of Babs Dionne. Before and after, I'll continue to do those chores that will make coming home easier, putter at my packing, study the maps/routes. And not freak out. That's very important. I even wrote it on the to-do list.
Right now, the first 194 pages of the current WIP is printing out, so I'll have that ready to read and get back into the right headspace.
It got Quite Warm today; tomorrow is supposed to be significantly cooler, though still springlike.
The coon cats have had their Happy Hour, and are each sitting in an open window, admiring the evening breeze (not the bathroom window -- they're using the Considerably Safer crank windows, in my office).
And that's the news from the Cat Farm.
Everybody stay safe; I'll see you tomorrow.
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Saturday. Damp and dim. Which really ought to be the name of my next band. Or -- I dunno. Maybe Damp and Dim reported on those Sites that Wu and Fabricant deemed not worth their time? Though if Wu and Fabricant wrote an entry on Star Well...
... and now you know why writers stare out of windows.
All righty, then! Breakfast was sausage patty and cheese on a buttermilk biscuit, with grapes. I Regret Nothing. Second cup of tea to hand. Lunch is in question, because of the timing of the reading at the library. I will not starve, and honestly? This opens up the possibility of ice cream.
Quitting time got a little extended last night due to Shenanigans on the part of Steve's printer. By the time I was done clearing paper jams, I was, frankly, beat. Firefly put in a Very Clear Request for reading in bed, so we read read The Elusive Earl until I fell asleep.
Speaking of updates from the road! I will of course have my laptop with me, and I'll be able to update to Facebook, but I won't be able to update my blog at sharonleewriter, which is where I point people to for daily updates.
The Plan at the moment is to post to Patreon and set access to Public. This would be easiest for me, and I'll test the proposition today, to see if Public is, indeed, accessible to anyone who wanders by, and if said merry wanderers of the internets may leave comments.
UPDATE: Only PAID members may comment on public posts, says Patreon, which may actually be the best path, as the moderator will be engaging in Other Activities.
So! Who has Plans today?
Damp and Dim cat census:
What went before: So, a low-key day. I did some This, some That, read, put the finished sampler into the embroidery book, ironed some con clothes. I'm still trying to decide if I'll wear black-and-grey, or black-and-maroon for Opening Ceremonies, a decision I can put off for a few days yet, as both outfits will be coming with me.
For those who are coming to BaltiCon -- I have Interesting News. We have a possible location for the Stuffed Animal Tea, but! We don't have a time or day. So, at this point, it's kind of a Heisenberg Tea. More news will be forthcoming, possibly on Wednesday. As soon as I know something firm (bearing in mind that I will be spending a large amount of Wednesday and Thursday driving), I'll let y'all know.
We're getting up toward ASL time, and I still need to close the windows.
Everybody stay safe; I'll see you tomorrow.
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Friday. Dim and damp.
Letters dispatched. Finished reading The Mysterious Marquess, and have pulled The Elusive Earl up for tonight's reading, unless it turns out to be a Dr. Who night. Zoom call upcoming, and a couple other such things as people are suddenly realizing that I'm going to be away. Laundry needs to be sorted, laptop charged and systems brought up to date
I have more this 'n that to do, including puzzling out some bits for the book after the current WIP, which may not be Jethri after all, if I'm gonna do mumblemumble with the current WIP, which I think may be Forced, given that I need to at least produce a soft landing, if not a Hard Wrap Up, and there are only three books remaining under contract (Current WIP, WIP After, Jethri Big Finish). And now you know why writers stare out of windows.
I'm slowly remembering the convention traditions -- pins, con clothes, tote bag, pens, ribbons, badge jewelry... For those who are coming to the con, I will have with me some "I Met Steve Miller" ribbons, so that those present who had, in fact, met Steve Miller may acknowledge that connection.
The cats are being very snuggly and maybe even a little clingy, which I'm guessing the memo I sent out has hit. If the teleporter worked, I'd bring them with me, but the geezinfluke is still on backorder.
I think that's most of what's going on here at the Cat Farm and Confusion Factory.
How's everybody doing today?
Today's blog post title courtesy of Mr. Bruce Springsteen, "4th of July, Asbury Park"
After breakfast cat census:
30 The Mysterious Marquess (Bad Heir Days #2), Grace Burrowes (e)
29 Who Will Remember (Sebastian St. Cyr #20), C.S. Harris (e)
28 The Teller of Small Fortunes, Julie Leong (e)
27 Check and Mate, Ali Hazelwood (e)
26 The Dangerous Duke (Bad Heir Days #1), Grace Burrowes (e)
25 Night's Master (Flat Earth #1) (re-read), Tanith Lee (e)
24 The Honey Pot Plot (Rocky Start #3), Jennifer Crusie and Bob Mayer (e)
23 Very Nice Funerals (Rocky Start #2), Jennifer Crusie and Bob Mayer (e)
22 The Orb of Cairado, Katherine Addison (e)
21 The Tomb of Dragons, (The Cemeteries of Amalo Trilogy, Book 3), Katherine Addison (e)
20 A Gentleman of Sinister Schemes (Lord Julian #8), Grace Burrowes (e)
19 The Thirteen Clocks (re-re-re-&c read), James Thurber (e)
18 A Gentleman Under the Mistletoe (Lord Julian #7), Grace Burrowes (e)
17 All Conditions Red (Murderbot Diaries #1) (re-re-re-&c read) (audio 1st time)
16 Destiny's Way (Doomed Earth #2), Jack Campbell (e)
15 The Sign of the Dragon, Mary Soon Lee
14 A Gentleman of Unreliable Honor (Lord Julian #6), Grace Burrowes (e)
13 Market Forces in Gretna Green (#7 Midlife Recorder), Linzi Day (e)
12 Shakespeare: The Man Who Pays the Rent, Judi Dench with Brendan O'Hea (e)
11 Code Yellow in Gretna Green (#6 Midlife Recorder), Linzi Day (e)
10 Seeing Red in Gretna Green (#5 Midlife Recorder), Linzi Day (e)
9 House Party in Gretna Green (#4 Midlife Recorder), Linzi Day (e)*
8 Ties that Bond in Gretna Green (#3 Midlife Recorder), Linzi Day (e)
7 Painting the Blues in Gretna Green (#2 Midlife Recorder), Linzi Day (e)
6 Midlife in Gretna Green (#1 Midlife Recorder), Linzi Day (e)
5 The Goblin Emperor, Katherine Addison (Author), Kyle McCarley (Narrator) re-re-re&c-read (audio)
4 The House in the Cerulean Sea, TJ Klune (e)
3 A Gentleman in Search of a Wife (Lord Julian #5) Grace Burrowes (e)
2 A Gentleman in Pursuit of the Truth (Lord Julian #4) Grace Burrowes (e)
1 A Gentleman in Challenging Circumstances (Lord Julian #3) Grace Burrowes (e)
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*Note: The list has been corrected. I did not realize that the Gretna Green novella was part of the main path, rather than a pleasant discursion, and my numbering was off. All fixed now.