You misunderestimate your audience and interestingness.

I think you do some sort of job with skeletons. Or woodworking?? I think there's an artist who might be making interesting items in your near vicinity? I think there's been some health concerns about someone else nearby, but not how it worked out except that I think I might have heard if he didn't make it. I think gardening/not gardening are both defensible and interesting positions.

Audiobooks have not captured my attention as yet. I am hoping to become interested in podcasts as this year rolls on.

K.